Friday, July 18, 2008

Hey Punk!!

Dearest Driver Of The White Truck,

While I know that traffic can be frustrating at times. Especially if you have a new truck that just needs to go fast on the open road. I get it. However driving on my tail, so close that I can see what color your eyes are....does not, I repeat DOES NOT make me want to go any faster for you. In fact it does just the opposite. I tap my breaks and smile with satisfaction as I see your expression. Remember you are the one driving too close, if I couldn't see your face I would find no satisfaction in slowing down even more.

I do not drive slow, so know that when I am it is because there is somebody in front of me and there is nothing I can do about it. Know that your bullying tactics will not work on me and I will continue my leisurely drive as you colorfully express yourself.

I do hope your day gets better.

Julie

5 comments:

Holby said...

:)

Anonymous said...

Can I just say that you are AWESOME!

Maureen said...

Vent, Julie, Vent!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee said...

shane does the exact same thing, just to irritate the driver. It kinda funny. But I agree, people need to be patient.

Blaine and Tirsa said...

Love it. Do you feel better now?